booksthatmatter:

The best way to spend a vacation.

booksthatmatter:

The best way to spend a vacation.

(via libraryadvocates)

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

(via total-destiel-fangirl)

thelibraryperson:

transformativetidbits:

silencewhippersnapper:

bookriot:

A Librarian Responds to “What’s a Library?”

“Watch out, Mr. Rosenblum, your privilege is showing!”
Perfect.

Correct.

stay on the soap box rita, we need library folk shouting truths

thelibraryperson:

transformativetidbits:

silencewhippersnapper:

bookriot:

A Librarian Responds to “What’s a Library?”

Watch out, Mr. Rosenblum, your privilege is showing!”

Perfect.

Correct.

stay on the soap box rita, we need library folk shouting truths

(via bluestockingbookworm)

As people who work with youth, we must continually examine our culture and engage with teens to break down these harmful stereotypes. One way to do this is through collection development. Whatever our personal bias, we must actively develop diverse collections, and seek and purchase titles with varying discussions about teenage sexuality How Librarians Can Help Fight the Culture of Slut-Shaming | School Library Journal (via karynlibrarian)

(via thatgothlibrarian)

Maybe our world doesn’t have magical owls that bring you invitations to go on adventures, but it does have libraries. — Andrew Slack – co-founder and Executive Director of the Harry Potter Alliance – in his keynote yesterday at the American Library Association’s Midwinter Meeting (via thehpalliance)

(via bluestockingbookworm)

missrumphiusproject:

I’ve come to the conclusion that every librarian in the US has, at maximum, only two degrees of separation between themselves and every other librarian in the US.

It’s a little disconcerting.

heh heh heh heh

(via thatgothlibrarian)

Things the library staff wish they could get away with saying

  • Staff: Hi, can I help you with anything?
  • Patron: I want to check these out. *indicates giant pile of about 20 DVDs*
  • Staff: I'm sorry but you'd only be allowed to take 4 of those out at a time.
  • Patron: What?
  • Staff: Our policy only allows patrons to take out 4 DVDs per card at one time.
  • Patron: That's a stupid fucking policy.
  • Staff: And yet it exists, and was put into place for situations exactly like this one. Beautiful, isn't it?

A book had what I thought was a piece of tape stuck on it, but was actually a dried up contact lens.

asker

Anonymous asked: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

Librarians and dragons?! YES PLEASE!!!

gnorcs:

guys omgf these are my pals and they made this for a media assignment and im fucking choking please watch it its so important 

(via the-doctors-consulting-detective)